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Spinning Tales out of School
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This seems like a good place to meditate on something that I haven’t been able to find the right words to address: bitterness. I’ve tried before, and I’ll try again.

Since I haven’t seen it mentioned, Bob Archer in A Scanner Darkly. His calm, detached voice works great against Downey Jr and Woody Harrelson. As well as his slow fade into addiction.

Tywin: Cersei! Jamie! Stop that at once!

“Die Hard! No, wait..." 

Awesome facial hair bros

I’m about to leave for a month of travel in Africa, and since I want to actually be able to use the internet while I’m there, I hauled my ass to an 8 am showing this morning. Maybe it’s just the endorphins, but I really enjoyed it. Some random thoughts:

Especially the music. Who can forget that classic meldoy from Þe Boys of Beech, ſerfing ſafari

So is running a profitable business, apparently.

No love for Bob Hartley?

RON HOWARD VOICE:
It won’t.

Meanwhile there’s their younger less-athletic brother, Darryl Devil.

Sure, but I know for a fact that six drinks in I’d hit on Angua or Susan, and I don’t need that kind of ass-whuppin’.

Dude, Biers for sure.  Hang out with a bunch of monsters, don’t let anyone talk shit about Mrs. Gammage.  

Goldshire Tavern. I’ve already spent way, way too much time there.

If there’s a failing, it’s that he works too hard.  I tell him “R. Kelly you need to make time for yourself.  You don’t spend any money for fun, or take any vacations,” and he just says, “I owe it to my fans to give them my all,” before he kisses me on the forehead and leaves for his afternoon session volunteering at

So I met this guy named Sauron, yadda yadda yadda, now I’m a ringwraith.

*extremely Jerry voice*

Take a close look. This is the most dangerous man in America. Five foot eight. Hunched over. Ninety-three pounds. With grey hair and blue-grey skin.

This is about the level of crazy that I would hope for, if not need, from her

Captain Raymond Holt celebrates upon being informed of the renewal.