If Rihanna told me to vote for Trump I would do it.

My nails are the biggest wreck. I have been biting them for as long as I’ve had teeth so my nail bed is half the length of a normal human’s, cuticles are frayed, and the actual nail is paper thin both from genetics and years of acrylics I got in an attempt to hide my secret shame. I eventually gave up acrylics for a…

Dang that Tim Gunn vid is a DELIGHT

30% off all sale stuff at Madewell, ya’ll! I got these skinny skinny jeans because they are KINDA like the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants in that they look good on everyone (but I can’t wear like a 24 in them or anything.)

I was sick from Weds-Sat last week and did absolutely nothing except text my boyfriend videos of my cat meowing. I’m not normally a very productive person, but being utterly unproductive for four days made me go a little nuts on Sunday. I:

This article revolutionized my approach to nude lipsticks as a fellow pale person:

I have a question! I want to know how you curly haired people are only washing your hair like once a week.

Couple nit-picky things, but:

Nah maxi dress thing was dope and hilarious. The problem with this piece is it’s just mean and not hilarious.

Agree. The mean:funny ratio in this seemed off to me.

Once when my boyfriend and I had just started dating, we got stoned and had this like mind blowing sex, doing all kind of stuff we hadn’t done to each other yet, felt like a transcendental experience with fireworks exploding over the bed.

I’m really really really loving the Glossier stuff. I wish I loved it less because it’s more $ than I want to spend when before I tried it I was happy with my TJ’s SPF moisturizer. It does suck that it doesn’t have SPF, but something about the combo of the rose spray and that moisturizer has been so great for my skin.…

The other lady in this played Robert Redford’s secretary in Spy Game, a mildly popular movie from 15 years ago, but she was great in that and I’ve seen that movie 100 times and it’s my favorite so I’ll watch this just for her.

Normally I lose my mind if a man provides me with any kind of feedback about anything in my life, but this guy was like, “I can taste your makeup when we’re making out and it tastes like chemicals,” so I was willing to accommodate cause I want everyone to have a good make out time.

I’m so so so pale I need sunscreen that is really good and I have to put it on so frequently I can’t fuck with like Kiehl’s or anything $$$. I got this Aveeno face stuff this summer and it is the bomb: http://www.aveeno.com/product/aveeno…

I don’t remember how much it was! I’ll check out the hair stuff next time.

Oh and I have the moon mask because all the reviews I read online made it sound like the detox one was okay, but the moon one was GREAT. I think I’m just not really a big mask person? I have this mask that I bought in India, which is the only one I’ve ever really loved: http://www.fabindia.com/neem-tulsi-fac…

I’m so excited to talk Glossier! I’m a complete sucker for marketing and they’ve really got my number in that department so I think that’s partly why I like it so much, but also it’s great.

Ooh that’s awesome to know about the executive member thing! Costco is like Target for me—never getting out of there for less than $100. They had this there too and I’m dumb for not getting it: http://www.narscosmetics.com/USA/light-refl…

Kat Von D Tattoo liner. After drawing a million black eyeliner lines on the back my hand at Sephora, I gasped when I tried this one because it’s sooooo black. And now that I own it I can tell you that you can draw a cat eye on your face and it will stay put from the afternoon until the next morning.