I learned that lesson when they took back my diploma because I took off my mortarboard.

Thanks Obama

I’m not sure waht are you angyr about?

I hope Mixon can figure out a way to get his degree b/c he won’t be playing in the NFL anytime soon. CFL anyone?

nashville’s trailer? it’s trailer?

Maybe you shouldn’t have pursued your degree at some place in a goddamn field.

I’m about to blow a gasket over this 2016 nonsense. Every fucking time anything bad happens it’s 2016's fault. My God are people stupid.

Here is a required disclaimer to ensure my point is taken seriously and not dismissed as the ravings of some misguided Trump supporter: I voted for Hillary. I was not and am not terribly fond of her, but she was the objectively more qualified candidate and a demonstrably better human being. I don’t vote for…

Harbaugh told the team about the ‘lies made up by our enemies’ at a meeting in Schembechler Hall, wearing Jumpman Kleenex boxes on his feet while surrounded by Gatorade bottles of his own urine.

This guy has a serious mental disorder, right? Like, dsm-5 level stuff?

I assume it’s contingency in case POTUS needed to be scooped out of NYC in a hurry.

I’m a C-130 pilot but never got to unleash the Taliban Tornado.

“Fat, drunk, and playing the Sousaphone is no way to go through life, son.”

More of a pork belly futures guy myself, but to each their own, Mortimer.

“An understandable question of conscience. I mean, it is hard to sleep in a burning bed.”

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

Didn’t want him to get the wrong idea.

The problem is you’re expecting deep levels of nuance and shades of gray thinking from Kinja. Around these parts, things are done in a more cartoony black and white hat, “You’re either completely horrible or a angelic saint” type thinking. Personally I’m fine with Penn State winning. It does nothing to remove the…

Sandusky probably deserves a shout out as well. Just sayin.