How about focusing on getting them into college. Let their fathers take care of that other stuff.

ding ding ding

Yeah, well, the reality is dippy progressives like you got punched in the balls and I’ll take an anemic crowd in exchange for a tax cut and an ass-kicking Supreme Court justice, not to mention a pushback of PC culture that has me strutting.

+1 field turf noll

I hate Trudeau but I don’t protest him, Worry about your own goddamn country.

Hey dumb fuck, Trump really is not your president.

Flint is also apparently in desperate need the letter S.

This woman, and others who skipped the Inauguration, are unworthy of the title they hold and should be ashamed.

He just wants you to feed him and take care of his other needs. See to that. He pays the bills.

Do be still, dear. Is that dust on that cabinet? See to it, won’t you?

Hey, when you are done marching, make me a sammitch, I’m hungry.

That’s nice. Your ideas suck so you hit people. It has come to that.

Correct. I have promises to keep and miles to go before I stop and frisk..... Learned it in seventh grade.

Stay out of my backyard no matter what color you are.

A quick ICE ID check would have been a good idea. Just saying....

TITLE IX OFFICIAL

Because she let four people die in a God-forsaken desert hellhole and then said it didn’t matter.

Ahahahahaha. Jezebel staff - every single one of you, in twenty years, will sit in your trailers and wish you had married a rich white guy!

Its really a #1 and #1a.

Um, its a he. Bradley Manning. Not a she. But definitely a treasonous snake.