Hahaha, are their any other “-isms” you’d like to accuse me of while you’re all lathered up? News flash —you and your ilk’s faux outrage has gone on so long that we’ve reached a point where none of those accusations mean dick anymore, and no one to whom they’re directed gives a single shit about them.

Pull the tampon out already.

Its the asian blood line

Man, between this and crashing when his wife was chasing him who’d have thought that driving would be the part of his game that left him first.

Meh. Fat dude falls down, news at 11. I was expecting some hot Secret Service action from that headline.

This is going to be the final piece of sabotage that keeps the Browns out of contention?

Yes it is. Also worth noting he was paid a $16 million signing bonus. Based on the time played under the contract, the Lions could have forced him to repay up to $3.2 million, but only required him to pay back $320k for some sort of cap relief reasons (it’s possible they’re doing 10 year installments, everything I’ve…

Dennis Miller, so this is what you’re up to these days.

how did this dumb shit get out ofthe greys?

Apparently he was shot in the leg. Might as well chop those things off at this point and cut your losses, Brandon.

MVP bench celebration by Olynyk on that and-1.

I also don’t wear a helmet. I’ve convinced myself that, “oh I’m just a casual rider I don’t need one” but that’s dumb and I really should.

This comment deserves so much more appreciation.

I don’t want to say anything bad about his doctors, but I mean if you had to predict one patient would go downhill quickly.....

I said “diagnose,” not “correctly diagnose,” the Golden Gate bridge wasn’t built in a day.

This is the least weird thing I’ve seen from Japan, and it’s still absolutely baffling.

I’m willing not to dismiss her chances so easily. After all, Kenny Omega had a great match with a 9-year-old

Condoms are handed out like candy on Halloween, everywhere. These kids having kids are fucking morons. Literally.

I think the proper headline is: