This isn’t a VW we’re talking about here.

Well, California is a black hole of retarded. The fact Dianne Feinstein is still in office proves it. Not much I can do about that. You should probably just move.

Didn’t you read? It still has all of the emissions equipment in working order.

Other ones:

I think Top Gear’s VW Ads are just what the doctor ordered. They are honest, just like that 1960s ad.

Will the Equus be moved to the new brand?

That only matters if you didn’t like your car already and were planning to get rid of it...

Did you have the Zetec, or the base engine? I love my 2002 Focus with the Zetec, but I had a friend with a Focus with the base engine and it was a turd.

I had sort of the opposite of this problem on my old Jeep Wrangler. I told all of my friends to NOT lock the doors. I’d rather have a thief just open the door and take things than cut through the expensive cloth top.

I still think I bought the right car, but I still wonder “what if I got the other car I was considering?”

trade-offs. and compromises.

These had better be functional air scoops. They are so ugly.

Hmm. WRX STI or AWD Challenger? That’s a tough choice. I’d probably go with the Challenger though.

I already told you my valid input. Sure, there are subjective things, but when the old thing is outclassed by the new thing in every single objective category. The only thing you have is feelings and opinions.

You’re living in the past, old man.

People only like old things with imperfections because nostalgia. There is no other reason. The only people who like records are people who grew up with records, and hipsters, who nostalgia-ize an era they were unable to grow up in.

I once saw an Acura NSX on my morning commute that obviously wasn’t garaged because it was covered in a layer of snow and ice, and the roads were slushy. It looked so out of place. Sadly I did not get a picture because it was driving the other way.

Hopefully this will make you understand.

This is definitely the first time I have ever seen a car on a dining table.

Nope. I avoid Chrysler products like the plague. But I do recognize when a modern car is better than an old car is better in every measurable way, and to me, better subjectively as well.