As a white woman from Canada, I will tell you that this outright level of ignorance does surprise me, but as a cynic, it just goes on to the ever-growing pile of "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" that I just find a way to accept. Racists? Yep, those exist. But I don't have to face it on a daily basis, so I forget that…

They have one. It's fedora shaped, and it sits on your head.

I seriously expected him to follow up with "And if you have braces, make sure you're getting them taken off soon - and I want to see a note from your orthodontist with an expected braces removal date. Too many women respond who have braces and have to wear headgear at night, which means you are "not" ready for a…

I would just like to state that I have read this entire ad.

I am going to be evicted from my house and will be homeless soon. My parents are also going through a divorce and I have to go to Court next week.

Dude needs to buy a flippin cookbook and say. "Hey hun I'll pick out a recipe and you make it and then you pick one out for me and we alternate who is responsible for dinner." When your done with the cookbook let her pick one one out and play the same game. This works for movies and kama sutra positions too. You don't…

Dude I am flaming good cook. Seriously I did this shit for a living and ninety percent of the time in my house I do the cooking. But when my wife cooks I love it. Her food is decent, mine is professional, but you know what? Decent home cooked food made by someone who likes you and will probably have sex with you is…

Well said. I'm in a similar boat as Brad - I cook all the meals for my wife, and I'm not sure she knows the first thing about cooking. But, Brad and I deviate from there. As it turns out, since I love cooking and she loves being cooked for, it works out pretty well. My only condition is that she keeps me company…

Here's the part I don't understand about Brad the Domestic Foodie. He's married. If having a woman who could cook was in any way truly important to him, you'd think he'd have found out whether her meals were better than "edible" long before popping the question, n'est-ce pas?