The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

Why? Does he still have Lewis’s number on his phone?

Nah its the internet. 

Nico Rosberg going for the record at The Nurburgring.

Did you actually read the first sentence or just the headline?

Thats the record they should go for.

Stop trying to make ‘Muskholes’ a thing, it’s not even good.

“Local man angry that car not designed with him in mind doesn’t meet his needs”

The average male NFL fan is approximately a 46C, so I’m pretty sure that the apparel companies thought they had you covered. Turns out, you just don’t want the boob room AND the 42-inch waistline.

sociopath

[Read in Werner Herzog’s voice]

She knows only that she is a cog in the eternal machine of the universe. No more. No less.

Lucy never seems to react to pulling the ball. No devious smile or anything. Is she lucid when she commits her evil deeds? Or is it some sort of delusion?

“Fuck yeah it does!”

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

#3, there’s a website called “BringATrailer”, oh wait... that’s no longer their intended audience.

I, for one, welcome our new Chinese monkey overlords!

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

He would’ve killed you. Then it would’ve been his WR-18 idea.