Stop trying to make ‘Muskholes’ a thing, it’s not even good.

“Local man angry that car not designed with him in mind doesn’t meet his needs”

The average male NFL fan is approximately a 46C, so I’m pretty sure that the apparel companies thought they had you covered. Turns out, you just don’t want the boob room AND the 42-inch waistline.

sociopath

[Read in Werner Herzog’s voice]

She knows only that she is a cog in the eternal machine of the universe. No more. No less.

Lucy never seems to react to pulling the ball. No devious smile or anything. Is she lucid when she commits her evil deeds? Or is it some sort of delusion?

“Fuck yeah it does!”

America’s last great vice? What about voting against one’s self interest? That still seems to turn a lot of people on.

#3, there’s a website called “BringATrailer”, oh wait... that’s no longer their intended audience.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

He would’ve killed you. Then it would’ve been his WR-18 idea.

If “performance” only means acceleration, it is rarely that important.

I will have no tire kickers. And also no low ballers!

I have a K24 (TSX) swapped Insight. My best tank so far has been 48mpg and I expect 60 is within reach with a light foot. Car weighs under 2000lbs with a full tank of gas, A/C and power steering, and heavy CR-Z seats because my back likes them better. JSYK, there’s ZERO torque steer, presumably because of some magic…

All that HP and still no yellow air damn shipping covers, CP! 

So basically they’re at Tesla’s “beta” Autopilot stage, but correctly calling them prototypes and using them in controlled situations and absorbing liability rather than giving under-prepared car users an EULA and letting them go nuts with a deceptively-named feature?

Pilsner Urkel isn't nearly as good.