Those makeup skills were TRAGIC.

If the rumors aren’t true and Thorgy doesn’t come back I will be PISSED. She did not deserve to go out like she did.

The Wall(mart).

Dead Bath & Beyond

Yes. This statement:

So he definitely murdered her.

What a dumbass. Not only can trying to view the eclipse without glasses burn your eyes, but the eclipse doesn’t really look like an eclipse at all without the glasses unless you’re in the path of totality, at the moment of totality. Without the glasses, the sun is too bright to discern its shape.

Oh great, now he’s blind and we are going to nuke the sun.

“So we’re being asked to provide Constitutional protections for behavior, a choice in behavior as opposed to a primary characteristic.”

Why can’t these dumbfucks learn the difference between stuff that goes on between consenting adults and an adult—usually a straight man—raping a child?

Goddess, hate to jump the thread, but I just want to brag on my hometown, Boston, and how they have handled the “Free Speech Rally” that was unfortunately scheduled for today from 12 to 2. I was just watching live coverage on NECN, and things seem to have gone really well.

Soooo presidential.

In his head it probably played out like a movie with Ms Bro stopping the funeral and telling everyone to be quiet so they could all huddle around the phone adoringly listenening to Trump

“Beautiful,” “bad,” “sad,” “yuuuge”—sounds right.

To be fair, he only knows, like, 4 adjectives.

Of course he called her during the funeral. Either he was too dumb to realize that much of the country was busy watching the funeral on TV or he intentionally called during that time so he didn’t actually have to talk to her.

Who could have predicted that the president, when given 140 characters to describe a woman who died defending her city from fascists that the adjectives he would use would begin with “beautiful” and not include “brave” or “strong” or “principled” or “righteous”? Oh, everybody could have predicted that? Oh. Okay.

Huh, I always wondered what the French Camille Cosby would sound like.

And of course the children found it very upsetting.