Opinion: everyone should have to survive off of service industry jobs and wages for a year. It would make society a nicer place.

And involves copious amounts of sweat-both boobage and otherwise. Like, I put on a sportsbra as my workout. Then I take it off to cooldown. Then I never exercise again.

your anatomy must work different than mine. getting into a sports bra is a 15-20 minute procedure.

I normally do, but when it is 100F in my unairconditioned apartment, I have definitely soaked that bra with sweat within 10 minutes.

That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder

This is a ridiculous product I will never buy but has nonetheless improved my day b/c now I know it’s not *just me* getting mountain dew while I prep and maybe I’m not the schvitziest broad this side of a D cup.

... so, we don’t just put our bras on before we get ready? Was that... was that just me?

Reading these was so... I don’t even know what word to use. Like, it was confirming in the fact that Trump is completely in over his head, but it was also sickening to see just how terrible a situation it really was. Like, something that I needed to see even though I knew it wasn’t going to be good. I’m sure there’s…

God, the history textbooks 60 years from now are going to be so weird.

Where’s someone who wants to impress Jodie Foster when you need them?

are you extremely dumb?

In that case, they could have fired Kevin James and replaced him with Leah Rimini

Kevin Can Wait was the most successful new comedy on television last year,

Can someone explain the appeal of Kevin James? I do not find him funny at all. Like Adam Sandler level of not funny.

Not to mention thay she also had to blow through her entire savings and retirement presumably just to get by, and that could be a hefty chunk of change plus lost interest if her retirement was a 401k or IRA.

Scaramucci also, for some reason, addressed rumors that he’s been sleeping with Fox News anchor Stone Kimberly Guilfoyle’s, saying they “are very close friends but nothing more,” and that he “is way too short for Kimberly.”

“Most of what I said was humorous and joking. Legally, it may have been on the record, but the spirit of it was off. And he knew that.”

Nah I’d take a photo of every cheque they send to pay off the $1 million and then when the book is filled with those images send it off as a personal reminder.

The couple seem like the sort of people who: