My God, this is the absolute truth. Grandstanding while his constituents die.

I agree completely. It’s hard. Terribly hard...but if your body can’t keep you alive due to a terminal non curable or treatable disease, then you should not be alive.  

I read elsewhere that the experimental procedure the parents want (which has not even been tested in mice) would have zero chance to improve his brain function even in the most miraculous of best-case scenarios. This is Terry Schiavo all over again. The brain matter is irreparably damaged, full stop.

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

I hate these stories. They’re impossibly difficult and cruelly unfair. But I’m still of the mind that if my child’s organs cannot function without a machine doing the work for them, this is not life.

I really thought this was an Onion quote when I first heard it. Then I realized it was real life and crawled back into bed.

“He did not get any sun,” Murray added. “He had a baseball hat on.”

Or, he might be a selfish asshole with zero concern for the people of his state, who paid for those sweet perks.

“He did not get any sun,” Murray added. “He had a baseball hat on.”

Meet Baron von Puppyhoundawitz, normally a good boy, but also has heard his share of “goddamnit it Baron”

Pictures of everyone’s dog in 5...4...3....2...1...

Well in this timeline, the joker is basically the president. No need to crash a party full of your supporters and people pretending to hate you!

The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?

I’m pretty sure Angela Merkel is considered the ‘leader of the free world’ these days. That’s what people are saying anyway. Just what I heard.

Hi. Putin assassinates them secretly. No, thank you. Please take a second look as to how many journalists have been jailed and/or murdered in Russia. It is hair-raising.

No, Trump has never seen Toy Story. That would imply he has some involvement in raising his children.

Corrupt? Probably. To a small extent. Look at what we have now.

We did—with apathy. Not enough people voted. Too many “but they’re both terrible” idiots.

He is such a fucking national embaressment.