Jane Eyre, such a great book!

Hello my fellow Jezebellians! I’m along time lurker and a rare poster but I desperately need advice. I have a friend I’ve known since I was 15 (i’m 30 now) who has lately been such a hurtful & rude person that I’m actually considering cutting the friendship off. She moved away when we were 16 and has come back into…

This made my eye twitch. I have gotten that line verbatim :(

thanks for this, it was so funny!

Wine in the rain. Netflix. Hulu. a pool. Sushi & Chinese food. I think I love you :)

How you doin’ NiceLady?? ;)

I thought that was uncalled for as well. Besides aren’t they more commonly referred to as “video vixens”? or did i just hallucinate that shit up?

My face when I saw this post. lmao!!! thanks so much for the laugh, after reading some of these stupid ass replies to you (and others) my vagina has legit dried up more than the fucken Sahara desert.

ALWAYS

This was so beautifully written that I will also be joining Shiny Chrome Witnessedbot in requesting to borrow this (while giving you credit of course!!)? As someone that has been doubted of being a “real” Mexican, whatever the fuck that means, because I don’t fit into bullshit stereotypes or “look” hispanic enough…

like a secret cat ninja!! *bows in awe*

She’s such a cutey!! and a great protector!! Congrats on such an awesome companion :)

Oh my goodness this made me cackle!! Poop Shoes!! I hope Figaro got a few treats for that. ;)

She huffed at me after the picture. I’m assuming it was a “Stop using the flash, you dingus! We’re trying to nap over here” type huff.

He’s beautiful!!! I want to pet him and give him treats!!

I’m so sorry you were subjected to that as well *hugs*

oh my god i can’t stop laughing. thank you, i needed that.

thank you for saying this

I’m Mexican, brought over when I was a 6 year old child. I am very light skinned and have light brown hair (which i now dye black because it makes me look more “ethnic” & looks more sexified on me tbh) and very light hazel/brown eyes. Growing up I had white people say ignorant bullshit because they didn’t think I was…