so THIS is what bleached assholes look like!

You are the joke. You keep dismissing the fact that yelp extorts businesses. Self-aggrandizing assholes like yourself, TheCasualEnthusiast, should just FrequentlyShutTheFuckUp.

i would watch the shit out of that!! please, write more celebrity CSI fan fic!!

just wanted to let you know i love your comments. I'm a huge fraidy cat but i wouldn't be mad at being haunted by a ghost as funny as you!

i am vegetarian, have been for years for health issues. meat doesn't disgust me. people like you with bullshit wrong analogies disgust me. i hope you choke on a fucken celery stick.

you owe me a box of tissues! and hugs!

i can't stop staring at this. it's fabulous and creepy. (full disclosure: i'm so high)

there is not enough vodka to make me forget someone giving birth on a plane...the horror. THE HORROR!

hahahahahaha! i cannot and will not stop laughing at this!!

they'll have to let me be their cheerleader after this awesome routine!

so much dust in here... fuck it, i'm crying.

wowsers! when i first read "pot pies" i figured, fuck it, at lease you get pies with pot in them. little did i know that would turn out so horribly wrong! drink to your hearts content, VonQueso. you earned that shit.

i love the look it gives at the end.. it practically screams "shit, you're gonna put this on youtube aren't you? you bastard. i better get a treat!

this is also how i also eat pasta. it's not as endearing when i do it though :(

you. you are a deal breaker.

you need your own holiday themed porn songs!! they make me both aroused and uncomfortable, mostly uncomfortable..

i adore you, you always give me giggles!