We're either open or not, and since we are, people need to stop trying to guilt people for resuming their lives. You don't feel comfortable? Stay inside. There is nothing wrong about having a convention as long as they require proof of vaccine.

Bad news—that second one was real and the police are here to speak with you.

Or, you know, they didn't announce it because they aren't actually making it, despite 5 years of "rumors" and "leaks" to the contrary.

If it was a Kirby game getting cancelled, it would suck.

You say all the big Pokemon games, yet refuse to rank Pokemon Snap.

Look...Ian...I mean this in the nicest way possible, and I say this as a fellow progressive who has tried to get people to vote for Bernie twice in a row, and this isn’t directed at you specifically but at the group you are currently representing with this article...but please, shut the fuck up.

Well, the lights aren’t on in the LEGO White House, so that’s a very accurate representation. 

Now, I’m not a furry, but...

How do I know you are a real writer?

I would throw an amaretto way up on this list. Far more versatile than most of what’s listed and easy enough to drink on its own, also goes great with juice or soda, and most other liquors.

That was so weird. Maybe he plagiarized his non-apology video too.

As an Android user I look forward to google pushing this initiative SUPER hard for a year and then completely abandoning it 

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

This might be one of the worst inventions/ideas ever.

This might be one of the worst inventions/ideas ever.

This screams for a little bit of jalapeno cream cheese inside.

The answer to that is always “not enough.”

For sure, beef tongue.

TONGUE.

Beware the fine print, the cost per phone is going up from $15 to $20. So if you’re like me with the 15GB plan at $100 on two phones then it’ll be 16GB at the same cost, not $10 less. If you want 25gb then be ready to pay $20 more.