Agree, but I would consider making a Donkey Kong spin-off movie as well. Give DK and maybe Diddy and Dixie their own adventure to go on.

Complains about DIsney Live action movies:

Mess with The Mouse, expect to lose your house.

I’m pretty sure the most savage way to start an email is “Per my last email...”

It’s because the first trailer showed 4 PCs going against a hoard of vampires. Left 4 Dead is a game where 4 PCs go against a horde of zombies. That’s it, that’s where the similarities started and ended. 

This game is going to bomb so hard that Sony will come swooping in and buy the company while comparing about Call of Duty.

Yes it goes on and on my friends.

But don’t you see, if I buy an MFT of a hat I can bring it to multiple games I own if I have the same hat.

Please don’t pay attention that I have to have dedicated programmers spend time and resources in each game to actually program said hat to look correctly on all of our PCs even if it mismatches the ascetics of our…

Well that headline is misleading. 

Just like a PIP at work, if I get put on one at home, I’m going to start looking for a divorce.

Exactly! If Activision wouldn’t do it because it’s a bad idea, then Microsoft wouldn’t do it either.

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You only get cloud access if you have Ultimate. 

It’s probably a lot like comics or Beanie Babies in the 90's. The early ones are worth a bunch to collectors but the current crop are overproduced to the point that they just can’t be sold anymore.

Sorry but if it isn’t Mortal Kombat, it would be Street Fighter II. There’s a reason there was 5 different versions of that game. 

I’ll concede on the timeframe business since Beast Wars was a 90's cartoon, but two on this list are straight up continuations. (Proud Family and Raven’s Home)

This list is missing:

This just in: Disney+ subscriptions cannibalize DVD and Blu Ray sales.

You’re only comparing Microsoft to Sony. You also need to include Nintendo into your equation as well. You’re also only looking at US numbers and not global. When you factor in both of those pieces, in the gaming sphere Microsoft looks really small.

I have to whatabout, but the Disney deal with Fox should have been looked at even more closely than the Microsoft-Activision deal.