Adam, what’s your address so I can send you that Amazon Echo Spot that you want for Christmas?

Holy Crap!

The poophecy

I feel like Redbox will win this one with the First sale Doctrine as the reason.

Eventually there won’t be a qualified yes man to be replaced with.

Have you never used the nosefrida aka the snot sucker?

She has and let me tell you, sous vide is the BEST WAY to cook fish. It always cooks evenly and there’s little worry about the fish falling apart like it would in a pan or on a grill.

4 words: Chocolate mint crème brulee.

If it’s stuffed in the bird and cooked, it’s stuffing. If there’s no stuffing in the bird, it’s dressing.

Ahh Houston, a great place to live... a shitty place to vacation in.

He’s a dog, so...

Let me just say this, $2/lb for a turkey is NOT a good deal. Right now you can find fresh or frozen turkeys for $1/lb or less.

Also, if the turkey is over 15 lbs, odds are good it was pumped with steroids.

I’m still waiting on the photoshop of a Cappybara.

1. Do not talk politics. All it’s going to do is get your drunk uncle Benny complaining about Millennials and how it’s the younger generation that’s causing him to no longer have a job.

2. After arguing with Uncle Benny for 2 hours about how Donald Trump has killed kids Puerto Rico, don’t bring up the fact that you’ve…

Could they use the dead guys finger?

Woosh

They did once and it was Incredible(s).

I’m having a tough choice between an iPhone X and health insurance for my family. Any help?

Time to go get that Honda Odyssey baby!

Show up in a working Iron Man costume and take the rest of my bucket.