That’s called a breakfast casserole and they’re awesome.

The #1 reason why it’s better to shop at Ikea: You get to eat Swedish Meatballs for lunch.

That suicide pact is Tillerson, Mattis, and Mnuchin, Not Kelly.

I feel like this is just the rumor that the Trump admin leaked out to give them an excuse to fire him.

#4 needs clarification. If you’re running around with a purebred of some sort, then yeah I agree. But if you’ve got yourself a mutt they’re probably not racist.

If you’re obsessed with Philips Hue, wouldn’t you already have a starter kit?

If you’re obsessed with Philips Hue, wouldn’t you already have a starter kit?

Firmware 5.01 will be out in 2 weeks fixing some of the problems found in firmware 5.00

That bastard is going to kill us all. and probably blame Hillary in the process.

For being a smart man, this is a completely stupid statement to make.

Nevermind that Sarah Connor was a damsel in distress in the first movie. Sure she became a self rescuing princess at the end, but just barely.

Syphilis is a hell of a disease.

Dear NYT,

Please don’t put this evil out there.

Taco casserole or breakfast casserole or seafood casserole or...

What about proposing over Kinja? Is that ok?

1. That list is out of date. Several names on there aren’t in office anymore

You can’t just put Earth at number one just because you live on it. That’s like voting yourself Prom Queen.

If he wants the job he needs to give up his NZ citizenship.

Honestly, if it’s going anywhere it’s either Austin or Boston.

“I’m sorry that you feel bad about me calling you a white supremacist.”