How old are you? There hasn’t been a “nickel” arcade in decades.

I’ve learned through nextdoor that my neighbors are a bunch of NIMBYs that want nothing new in the neighborhood. They all complain about a new dog park or an update to the wastewater treatment facility.

Not a little secret, astronauts don’t eat that compressed cotton candy called astronaut ice cream. That shit is disgusting on the ground and it tastes just as bad in space.

There are a few things that I can think of that would make them happy. None of them are peaceful though.

Best Buy has had a 4tb USB 3.0 portable hard drive on sale all week for $99.99.

Best Buy has had a 4tb USB 3.0 portable hard drive on sale all week for $99.99.

Ali, who is a reporter, also likely does not have $50 million.

Can I hire prostitutes to piss in his childhood bed while I watch?

Don’t blame your mother. You know why you aren’t getting likes.

So you want space between the burger and cheese filled with cold ingredients such as lettuce? And you wonder why your cheese never melts.

Except for the microwave at the White House. That one will send secret information to Obama The Russians Joe Biden before erasing everything.

Except for the microwave at the White House. That one will send secret information to Obama The Russians Joe Biden…

Really? When I first tried using it I was only getting down speed of 4Mb/s compared to my wireless of 20Mb/s (I pay for 100Mb/s and typically get something like 95 on my Xbox One)

I’ve done the Pork lion in my Sous Vide. It works well just like all other cuts of meat out there. This weekly column is for experimenting that quite frankly cuts of pork isn’t experimenting.

I feel like this won’t do anything for the hardcore smokers out there, but it might be enough if the non-addictive level cigarettes just don’t have the same “punch” to them to get people who smoke infrequently to stop.

I like using the solicitation of a minor example.

I prefer Comic Serif

So has anyone tried calling the number yet?

Instead of Perry’s... go to Perry’s Market & grille in Friendswood or off of Scarsdale. It’s the same food but a little bit cheaper and you also have the choice of taking the food home to cook yourself, even the porkchop.

Houston Area: Looking for good barbecue? Don’t go to Rudy’s or Dicky’s. There’s hundreds of places better to eat at. You have Killens in Pearland, Glatin’s just outside the loop, Jackson Street near Downtown. Just don’t bother with a chain.

Also seafood. You can do MUCH better than Red Lobster, Joe’s or any of Tillman…

Why would someone with a major concern for privacy even own an Echo?