It’s not the felt he’s attracted to, it’s what’s inside.

That’s her look from the original promo video. This is what she looks like now:

Monthly grooming and a Roomba.

Don’t bring your own, rent one. http://www.orlandostrollerrentals.com.

I’ve been thinking of doing something similar to this with a Raspberry Pi but soon realized that the task I wanted it to do was too simple for that device, especially when i would need to buy multiple accessories to get it to work.

Someone wants to bang a bridesmaid by any means necessary.

The same thing was said about Windows 8 and 8.1.

Upvote? You better be careful with that Reddit talk. Someone might come by and insult you for going to another website.

Well I think I know who killed HitchBOT.

These are useless in Texas.

Would you say “I have $1000000 for you just by replying to this email” a good subject line?

How many of these people are Scientologists?

I just think, as most people do, that the Surface is a bad laptop and even worse tablet

Please enlighten me as to how a Surface would be a bad choice for a student? From what I see it’s:

Want a Mac? Get a Mackbook Air

Fuck you Chicago.

We could always cut them off. That way he has no hands to get dirty.

There aren’t many sponsors that have Coca-Cola or McDonalds level money that would want to be a part of the FIFA scandal.

Loser son? No No No, this is how you START a political career.