Right next to the dead hooker...

Deep Fry that mother!

You would need the actual credit card to pick up the disk, so no.

But how am I supposed to whip the llama's ass now?

It didn't have a major feature that the other 2 consoles did - Playing DVDs. Parents and kids had to choose between buying a $250 console and a $200 DVD player, or Just buying a PS2 or Xbox for $300 and watching DVDs that way.

I heard about the buses, my daughter says that the wheels on the bus go round and round, when they should be rolling.

Have you ridden the bus lately? I may not be angry but I do fear for my life.

MyMovies.

You can delete your account but you can't ever log off.

A fun game I play with my wife when were flying we like to call "Navy or Air Force".

Well blind people have no use for a Kinect, or an Xbox.

Careful, she might hit back.