Shortly after Germany won the World Cup final 1-0, a Twitter account popped up claiming that the match was fixed,…
If this is some dumb viral ad, I'm going to be so angry, because this is a nice photo of Lukas Podolski and Bastian…

Viewers in southern New York and northern Pennsylvania missed the ending of today's World Cup final when Elmira…
Soccer can be cruel, kids. Learn this lesson, as this small Argentina fan did after Germany's Mario Götze scored…

Mario Götze found net in the 113th minute to deliver Germany its fourth world cup. Above is the goal as called on…
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Germany's Christoph Kramer took an inadvertent hit to the head from Argentine defender Ezequiel Garay in the 17th…

Après Match is a comedy show on Irish station RTÉ that mocks various soccer commentators from Ireland and Great…

We've been fans of ESPN's excellent World Cup coverage, but for your money's worth it's tough to beat the live match…

It hasn't been a good week for pretty white women who take pictures next to dead animals.

In 2006, ABC and ESPN shocked U.S. soccer fans by choosing baseball announcer Dave O’Brien as the voice of that…
Javier Mascherano did not have a pleasant Wednesday. In Argentina's match against the Netherlands, not only did…
Supermodel Gisele has a new job for the FIFA World Cup: Presenting the trophy and its Louis Vuitton case to the winners on Sunday. She'd better be a good actress. Read more

While the United States’ elimination from the 2014 World Cup means that it’s safe once again for Americans to not…
If you're having trouble understanding what happened in the World Cup today, then perhaps this highly scientific Poké…
This might be my favorite recap of the Germany-Brazil match. Brazil were so awful, a damn Roomba clowned them on…
Germany routed Brazil, 7-1 in today's World Cup semifinal. Many were sad. Others saw the opportunity for Holocaust…
Germany became the first team to score five goals in the first 29 minutes of any World Cup game in history. It…