The dastardly geniuses who run Animal Planet have honed on the the only way America can secure a number one spot…

Greek goalkeeper Orestis Karnezis froze on a deflected ball from the foot of Colombian defender Pablo Armero and…

Here's every goal scored at the World Cup yesterday, as called by that country's home announcers. GOL!!!

Had you heard about the absolute disaster that revolved around the 2010 Adidas Jabulani soccer ball, used in that…

From Eduardo Galeano's classic, now available as an ebook. We'll have excerpts throughout the week.
I don't know what else could have possibly gone right in this shot. You get van Persie sprawled out watching his…
The Netherlands tied things up with Spain just before halftime thanks to this terrific pass to and perfectly-placed…
It's time for the match of the day: Spain vs. The Netherlands, rematch of the last World Cup's final. Let's talk…

I'm fired up for the World Cup, and you should be, too, even if you, like me, don't know shit about soccer. Or make…
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On last night's episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert was joined by one of the show's best recurring…
You've read the Mexico preview. You've read the Cameroon preview. Now it's time to see how they actually match up.…

Every morning, we're going to try to round up every goal scored in the World Cup as aired by local broadcasts in…
Heading into Brazil 2014, Mexico's soccer team is playing like an unrefined orchestra. They will be looking to…

There you are, trying to join in on the great social movement of your young life, chants in your mouth, shirt…
See that guy chilling with a dolphin? His name is Marcello (Ferri). He's a European model. There's also a player on…

From Eduardo Galeano's classic, now available as an ebook. We'll have excerpts throughout the week.
Brazil are tied 1-1 in the second half against Croatia, and there is real danger of the home side dropping points. We…

Who else but Neymar? Amidst midfield congestion, the World Cup's most heavily-hyped player delivered with a…