
One of the cardinal sins of adulthood is embarrassing your kids—especially if they’re teenagers.
While Dr. Dre’s $70 million in donations daughter was somehow able to get into USC based “entirely” on her own…
Now that Democrats are fully aware that its general election success hinges on the black vote, the race for the…

Gregory and Marcia Abbott obviously didn’t believe their daughter had the intelligence or requisite flair to make it…
See that scary-ass black cat? That’s not a dry seal or some kind of deceptively cuddly anime character. That’s a…
Last night, during a run, I looked up and enjoyed the view. The stars sparkled against the backdrop of the cloudless…

The angriest I’ve ever been was when my cousin failed to show up after promising to give me a haircut on the day of…
I recently decided to buy a new brand of mouthwash. Not because of any breath odor deficiencies that I’m aware of,…
A group of white Wisconsin Republicans have decided that former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick was too…
With the Trump administration’s nonstop demonization of asylum-seekers and other immigrants as criminals to fear,…
One day in the not-too-distant future, when the nearest star to our galaxy suddenly collapses, a group of…
Although black people wanting to get away with the things that white people seem to be able to do will always leave…

Every so often, for the sake of equal time, we find it useful to take our focus off of the negro-related news and…
A white Illinois man called the police and told them a black man had stolen his car with a baby inside. Spoiler…
The tartarsaucian who became known across the internet as “Pool Patrol Paula” has pleaded guilty to assault and…
White South African watch billionaire Johann Rupert, criticized as a racist, “claimed he had black American friends who would find his mixed reputation in South Africa ‘incredibly funny,’ before listing them as basketball star Michael Jordan, British racing driver champion Lewis Hamilton and the model Naomi Campbell.”