It starts, as it always does, with a completely useless Darren Rovell tweet:
Nobody really pays much attention to the Miami Marlins, so we are guessing that not nearly enough people are aware…

This is the sweetest goddamned thing. A Washington radio station holds an annual Wiener Dog rally and this year's…
Joel Embiid sent a few funny tweets today:
Drew Magary's Dadspin piece today about parents obsessed with making their children more "competitive" has inspired…
I'd like to pretend that I'm above paying attention to the LeBron James circus, but like everyone else, I spent a…
This might be my favorite recap of the Germany-Brazil match. Brazil were so awful, a damn Roomba clowned them on…
Reader Brian sent along his friend's photo, which he claims was taken in Idaho. He believes the men in the photo…
Justin Bieber threw a party at his Beverly Hills home last night, and the reportedly raucous soirée was attended by…

My colleague Samer just discovered this funny video of a southern gentleman giving his thoughts on the USMNT drawing…

The face plant is funny, but it's the momentary daze, followed by the hurried waddle that carries our hero out of…
Hannibal Buress is a very funny comedian who thought he had landed a great gig when Sports Nation sent him to Miami…
A reader sends along this photo of a prone Rangers fan, fittingly adorned in a Rick Nash jersey and camo Rangers…
Still reeling from the effects of the Based God's curse, you would think Kevin Durant would know better than to go…

Is the bat supposed to be a dick? I think the bat is supposed to be a dick.
Patrick Wilson, drummer for Weezer, is a pretty smooth operator. Not only can he play drums, but he can play drums,…
When we last checked in on Yasiel Puig's Instagram account, we found him proudly showing off all of his neat toys…

Clayton Kershaw and Kenley Jansen have two of the more unique windups in baseball, which makes them ripe for…

I had no idea that Mark Teixeira has a fake talk show, which comes off as some kind of cross between Between Two…