Click to view Don't call Chris Hansen; Chris Cooley put it there to leap out and scare McNabb after the new QB…
Free ice cream for everyone in Bethesda, Md., if Albert Haynesworth can pass his conditioning test.

In sports, everyone is a winner-some people just win better than others. Like various DC-area media members, who…

Riggins has a new show on MASN, and to hype it up, he filmed a commercial at a generic football field. Problem is,…
It seems that the NFL's most well-paid defensive lineman finds playing defensive lineman to be an unreasonable job…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning,…

The longest tenured Philadelphia Eagle right now is safety, Quintin Mikell, who has been with the team since 2003.
In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Redskins quarterback (wow) Donovan…
Washington signs Willie Parker, planning to run the exclusive three-RB formation, in which he, Portis and Johnson…
The Washington Redskins are a franchise that has seen better days, but a decade under a tyrannical, greedy, and…
Guess no one told the Redskins that they could sleep in today. Jim Zorn was escorted from the building at 4:45 a.m.…
As I write this, the Redskins are playing for pride and their jobs...and are struggling against Billy Volek and the…
The Redskins make more money than any other professional sports franchise. This comes as disappointing news to…
The two highest paid players in their respective sports threw hissy fits and were sent home. One will play today;…
White guy Dan Snyder fired white guy Vinny Cerrato and immediately replaced him with white guy Bruce Allen, so that…
This morning's winner is apparently the Redskins fans who have finally managed to chase away one half of the dynamic…
Team That Makes Old Ladies Sad v. Team Run By A Sad Old Lady; Rejuvenated Vince Young v. Reanimated Kyle Boller;…
The latest on the most ridiculous couple in the nation: now they've got cheerleaders, tax authorities and their…

Since Generalissimo Snyder has banned all forms of public expression with his eyesight, Washington fans who wished…
No one disputes Dan Snyder's lack of football acumen, but John Riggins goes so far as to call him "a bad guy." While…