Scumbag lobbyist and George Bush leg-humper Jack Abramoff has a self-serving book out called Capital Punishment: The…
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When the world's ballsiest train wreck calls you "a train wreck with balls," you know you're doing something…

The last time Dan Snyder subjected himself to the terrifying bright lights of a studio interview, it was June, and…
When the dust settled on the annual mid-season quarterback shuffle this past week, John Beck was the Washington…
According to Dan Steinberg, Mike Shanahan's decision to make a change for Sunday's game at the Panthers makes Beck t…
Cooley's dong has long been a friend of Deadspin, and we're glad that the Redskins TE finally embraced his inner…

In the first half of what's been collectively branded a do-or-die game for the 1-4 Philadelphia side, the Eagles…

Washington Redskins tight ends: They're just like us! Chris Cooley, down-to-earth potter, also finds strange…
We're doing a season-long NFL roundtable with our friends at Slate. Check back here each week as a rotating cast of…

If you were watching the ESPN postgame last night you probably heard a lot about how Tony Romo and the Cowboys…
Yes, you may have read recently that Washington Redskins owner dismissed his dumbass libel lawsuit against the Washin…
"Twenty seasons after the Redskins won their last Super Bowl, just more than half of area sports fans say they view…
As you may have heard, Dan Snyder's dumbass libel suit against the Washington City Paper is no more. Which means we…
There's a story in today's Washington Post headlined "Washington Redskins: How Daniel Snyder found his man in Mike…
Let this serve as We Are All Dave McKenna CCXVIII ...

It's difficult not to pity Redskins fans, who, in addition to being Redskins fans, have to hear Joe Theismann talk…
First, Dan Snyder sold Redskins fans the old peanuts he got from a bankrupt airline, as Dave McKenna mentions in "The…