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Your morning roundup for June 30, the day the turtles won. Photo via @FortyDeuceTwits.
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Your morning roundup for June 29, the day we started rapping on light poles. Image — of Dirk Nowitzki's triumphant…
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Your morning roundup for June 28, the day we celebrated an extinction. (Photo of Cirque Du Soleil throwing out the…
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Your morning roundup for June 27, the day this dog made us question if there was any good in the world. Image of…
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Your morning roundup for June 24, the day Nike just said fuck it, do drugs.(Marcos Baghdatis photo via AFP-Getty…
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Your morning roundup for June 23, the day Whitey got popped. Image via Nats Enquirer.
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Your morning roundup for June 22, the day we implored you to stand with the seals. Image via tipster BP (not me).
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Your morning roundup for June 21, the day we literally flushed money down the toilet. (Video h/t Disco Choo, and…
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Your morning roundup for June 20, the day we got a healthy reminder that rich people are awful.
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Your morning roundup for June 19, the day some sexy finally came out of the Vancouver riots (it starts at 0:45 of…
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Your morning roundup for June 18, the day "propaganda vans touted the importance of stability" in the Jeans…
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Your morning roundup for June 17, the day we got educated about obnoxiously-educated NYU students. Video of Blazers…
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Your morning roundup for June 16. Happy Comp-Lit-Major Christmas, everyone! Amazing photo via Getty Images.
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Your morning roundup for June 15, the day America finally got what it needed: more Fran Drescher.
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Your morning roundup for June 14, the day we wished our father didn't love old comedians. (Thanks to Andy for the…