Your morning roundup for Aug. 12, the day after a 15-year-old app developer would have been better off leaving well…

Your morning roundup for Aug. 11, the day it wasn't a good idea to let a six-year-old drive the car. Photo via @danp…

Your morning roundup for Aug. 10, the day we realized we should probably change our password. Photo via Yahoo!/Getty…

Your morning roundup for Aug. 9, the day we decided not to bid on the Marilyn Monroe sex tape. H/T to Gordon for…

Your morning roundup for Aug. 8, the day we learned the mile-high club extended to the cockpit. Video via SLAM…

Your morning roundup for August 7, the day London was burning, and we lived by the river. Screencap via eagle-eyed…

Your morning roundup for Aug. 6, the day our Chinese overlords recommended we seek treatment for our…

Your morning roundup for Aug. 5, the day after Pete Carroll ceded all responsibility for the Seahawks. Video of…

Your morning roundup for Aug. 4, the day Dollywood offered a refund to a couple of lesbians. H/T to Adam for the…

Your morning roundup for Aug. 3, the day we ate zombie meat. Photo via Sports Grid. Got any stories or photos for…

Your morning roundup for Aug. 2, the day shoplifting just didn't pay. Photo via The 700 Level. Got any stories or…

Your morning roundup for Aug. 1, the day we learned what booze is doing to Britain. Got any stories or photos for…

Your morning roundup for July 31, the day we realized we would never eat again. See anything that might interest us? …

Your morning roundup for July 30, the day we're provided with living proof that 32-year-old women are, in fact,…

Your morning roundup for July 29, the day we got kicked out of Wal-Mart for wearing a string bikini. Photo via @Jeff…

Your morning roundup for July 28, the day we kept getting hit with popcorn while trying to talk. Photo via @Jeff_McLa…

Your morning roundup for July 27, the day our perfect game was interrupted by rain. Got any stories or photos for…

Your morning roundup for July 26, the day we woke up alive after a night in a morgue. Got any stories or photos…

Your morning roundup for July 25, the day we learned of the Russians' plans to invade a beach in Brooklyn. H/T to…

Your morning roundup for July 24, the day our tears dried on their own. See anything worthwhile? Tip your editors.…