Your morning roundup for Nov. 1, the morning ... WHOA! Photo via Kansascity.com; h/t to Michael T. Got any stories…

Your morning roundup for Oct. 31, the day we learned that some kids in England throw flour and eggs on elderly…

Your morning roundup for Oct. 30, the day we learned we really are all Dave McKenna. Got any stories or photos for…

Your morning roundup for Oct. 29, the day we all got tongue-bathed. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your…

Your morning roundup for Oct. 28, the day our homemade guillotine really did the trick. H/T to Ricardo N. for the…

Your morning roundup for Oct. 27, the day we could swear she was trying to break in. Photo via Mocksession. Got any…

Your morning roundup for Oct. 26, the day we swear she turned into a donkey. Photo via Midwest Sports Fans. Got any…

Your morning roundup for Oct. 25, the day we got trapped in a toddler swing. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip…

Your morning roundup for Oct. 24, the day we learned how to make a backpack out of, well, anything. H/T to Patrick…

Your morning roundup for Oct. 22, the day we realized Jack Daniel's prices are probably going to rise. Got any…

Your morning roundup for Oct. 21, the day we learned lighting poop on fire won't turn it into gold. H/T to Bryan J.…

Your morning roundup for Oct. 20, the day Quaddafi was killed. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors.

Your morning roundup for Oct. 19, the day we just laughed at Ohio, again and again. Photo via @emptynetters. Got…

Your morning roundup for Oct. 18, the day those dastardly criminal penguins got away with it. Photo via @xmasape.…

Your morning roundup for Oct. 17, the day the headline "Used Condom-Collecting Women Charged In Alleged Sex Attack…

Your morning roundup for Oct. 16, the day we learned that people can actually be crueler to others than we'd…

Your morning roundup for Oct. 15, the day we totally realized that Tums commercial with a randy corn dog is really…

Your morning roundup for Oct. 14, the day Snoop Dogg, a Welsh farmer and a "real big vegetable" made for the…

Your morning roundup for Oct. 13, the day we learned just how dangerous some sex toys can be. Photo via @PeteCarroll

Your morning roundup for Oct. 12, the day we learned that charming door-to-door breast examiner turned out to be a…