
Portugal's last-second goal was heartbreaking for U.S. fans, but a glorious reprieve for the Portuguese. Here's our…
Portugal's last-second goal was heartbreaking for U.S. fans, but a glorious reprieve for the Portuguese. Here's our…
This group of U.S. fans weren't aware of the hammer of disappointment that was about to be dropped on their heads.…
We're all born bandwagon fans. We're born without loyalties, and without any sense of obligation to one team or…
Welp. They almost pulled it off. After fighting back from a slow start in which they conceded a goal, the USMNT took…
I'm an avid soccer fan. Well, let me rephrase. I'm a fan of playing soccer and watching every four years when the…
Since we've done this to other fanbases that suffered heartbreak, we figured it was only fair to offer up a…
The graphic you see above, inspired by this tweet from Chris Bunn, lays out the scenarios whereby the USMNT gets a…
The USMNT thought they could close out a win over Portugal, get a surprising three points, and rest easy against…
Clint Dempsey's goal in the 81st minute put the United States up 2-1 on Portugal and brought the Yanks back from…
Jermaine Jones's first World Cup goal came at a great time. Jones's strike from outside the 18 tied the match at…
The USMNT's putting together scoring chances after a shitty start, but keeper Tim Howard's been crucial in net,…
What did it take for Nani to score at this World Cup? A perfect pass to him by American Geoff Cameron.
It's about that time. The United States of America take on Portugal. We're gonna do it, guys.
Looks like the Iceman will still cometh off the bench, with Jürgen Klinsmann opting to add to the midfield instead…
Rex Ryan is apparently in Brazil taking in some World Cup action. Photos of him in a USMNT jersey surfaced today. Is…
Cristiano Ronaldo was on our minds as we put together issue five of Howler—in particular, how to stop him. So we…
You'd think that any preplanned Landon Donovan World Cup ads would've been cleared up before the World Cup started,…
Predicting what Jürgen Klinsmann wants to do with his formation or lineup is a dangerous game. Sometimes he turns…