The United States U19 men’s national team lost to Bahrain today, 3-1, crashing out of the COTIF tournament in Spain…
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Julian Green says it’s first team or bust for the U.S. national teamer, and he made a strong case for the former…
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It’s hard to think of an image that better encapsulates the confidence permeating Lionel Messi and—through osmosis,…

There are two ways to absorb the U.S.’s 4-0 pantsing at the hands of an overwhelmingly superior Argentina side. The…
The USMNT took their swing at Argentina and got taken apart like an insect in the hands of a cruel child. I don’t…

The USMNT is currently floundering against the mighty Argentines, who scored an easy dinker after the U.S. defense…

Look at this shit.
Here, from U.S. Soccer, is the story of how Michael Bradley’s custom “One Nation” rainbow captain’s armband was fabricated and delivered just before kickoff of the Copa América quarterfinal against Ecuador.
Last night, the United States Men’s National Team took down Ecuador to book a trip to the semifinals of the Copa…

The U.S. have waged war on Ecuador’s back line early in tonight’s Copa América quarterfinal matchup, and Clint…
Heading into the Copa América Centenario, Jürgen Klinsmann placed the U.S.’s target on a spot in the semifinals.…

Be still, my heart! The U.S. need just a draw to advance to the Copa América knockout round, and took a big step…

United States forward Gyasi Zardes has quickly established himself as one of Jürgen Klinsmann’s favorite attackers,…

As Clint Dempsey strutted over toward the corner flag after converting a penalty in the 9th minute that gave the…

After the USMNT lost 2-0 to Colombia last Friday, Jürgen Klinsmann was as optimistic as any coach will ever be after…

A handball in the box set James Rodríguez up for a penalty that put Colombia up 2-0 on the U.S., and our only…
The United States Men’s National Team will open the Copa America Centenario—a wonderfully entertaining…

17-year-old American soccer prodigy Christian Pulisic followed up on last week’s career-launching goal by scoring…