Tim Lincecum will be on the mound (and on the Magazine cover) as the Giants open their season this evening with an 8…

Your morning roundup for March 14, the day Rebecca Black beat out Unblinking Cricket Fan for Next Big Internet Meme.

Your morning roundup for March 11, day two of "junta rules."
The Giants beat the Rangers 3-1 in Game 5 tonight for their first World Series title in 56 years, and Timmy's locks…
A medical marijuana dispensary in San Francisco is offering patients free joints every time a Giant hits a home run…
Lincecum! Halladay! Giants! Phillies! Wine bars! Yuengling! It's your NLCS Game 5 open thread!

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning,…
Roy Halladay and Tim Lincecum are getting most of the pre-Game-1 attention. As well they should. Two game-changers,…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning,…
Elsewhere, A.J. Burnett hits two batters in a Yankees' simulation game. Here's your evening update on the NLCS/ALCS…
Wiley Wiggins—the actor who played Tim Lincecum doppelganger Mitch Kramer in Richard Linklater's classic Dazed and…
Quoth Bill James's Game Score metric, Tim Lincecum (96) was more dominant yesterday than Roy Halladay (94) in his…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…

This meeting of the Deadspin Lip-Reading Team is called to order. It starts at roughly 24 seconds of this video…
Ballplayers have it tough. Imagine if every time you went prospecting, multiple cameras picked it up and some…
Another day, another baffling sports figure TV show appearance. Today we have the inaugural episode of Timmy & Bus,…
Here's Lincecum modeling a Giants Snuggie, and pretending to be a wizard. Wonder if this violates his probation for…
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…
The San Francisco Giants goofy-headed pitcher of countless "Dazed and Confused" jokes has won his second straight Cy…