Today in a Tiger Woods-inspired report on GMA, Juju Chang repeatedly suggested men are "hardwired to stray," so wives…
The Florida Highway Patrol's released detailed photos of Tiger Woods' crashed Cadillac Escalade and despite that…
A 24-hour Tiger roundup...Rachel Uchitel seemed determined to wrest the tabloid top spot back away from Tiger's…
- Taylor Swift received eight Grammy nominations. "I started freaking out and jumping up and down," she claims. On…
Tiger Woods status as EA Sports' top golf pitchman is probably safe. In fact, his "personal failings' might be grist…
- Elin Nordgren isn't leaving Tiger Woods, but she is revising their prenup. A source claims she's "being paid a hefty…

There's a little story in the New York Observer today to which I contributed numerous quotes of utter nonsense which…
This is hardly a shock - if Gatorade, Nike and Gillette aren't running from Tiger Woods, in light of his philandering
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we stroll the fairways of the celeb tabloids. Last week, Star reported…
Celebrities make lots of money, but in return they're forced to submit vague and confusing apologies to the media…
TMZ says Tiger's wife called the "Tool Academy" star and left this message: "You know who this is because you're…
Tiger has issued what his poker-faced web site calls a "comment on current events," and in it he apologizes to fans…
- The Tiger Woods case may be closed, but a Los-Angeles based cocktail waitress, Jaimee Grubbs, is telling Us Weekly…
What makes it all the better is the cheesy porn-like music when it gets to the part of the news report dealing with…

Is this colossally bad? Not really. Does it sound good given everything else that's filtering out right now?…
- We should have seen this coming: Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer were spotted sharing a table and dancing together at a…
The Florida Highway Patrol has ended their investigation of the Thanksgiving Night mishap that Changed America…
Tiger Woods will be charged for reckless driving, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. State authorities have…

Simply ... incredible. We are through the looking glass, people. [TMZ, MSF; See also this.]