"The Bedford-Stuyvesant engineer was at a Myrtle Avenue bar last fall when a thief snatched what Obi-Wan Kenobi…
"I'm Tom Brady, I'm from Staten Island and I predict Giants will prevail," Tom Brady told some poor reporter at…
The old new paradigm got a piece of a newer paradigm this week, as once-revolutionary USA Today acquired the Big…
We can't think what else the disproportionate $89.55 "miscellaneous" charge could be.
Have Chris Paul and Blake Griffin led Los Angeles's No. 2 NBA team into a new era of respect and recognition yet?…
Tipster Steve P. just sent in an email with the subject line "Oh how the mighty have fallen..." The Pitt alum…
Bad news for Oddibe. With the new year approaching, he still hasn't paid his water bill. More as the situation…

It's nerd Christmas, as the trailer for The Dark Knight Rises was released today to the orgiastic squeals of the…

Your morning roundup for Dec. 7, the day we learned the alien search is back on. Photo via Fox DC. Got any stories…
I was sitting next to my friend on a bus the other day. He farted. It got us thinking: How many farts have there…
It's been more than 30 minutes since she called for help. We'll keep you posted. [@JennBrownESPN]
An email, received in 24-point font:
Two Dallas-area pumpkins have caused a stir over their costume choices for local Halloween contests. The pumpkins,…
Just in case you were wondering. [via @LBSports]
Via Broward County Water and Wastewater Services. Earlier coverage of Oddibe McDowell's water bill:

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There is a special moment in the news cycle during which outlets report on things that are not happening, but that…