Here’s a rock-dumb hypothetical the staff has been arguing about for a few hours: If you were forced to choose two…
Today, LeBron James congratulated himself for scoring his 30,000th career point, a feat he will likely accomplish…
Driving to every major league ballpark that Edwin Jackson has called home, one by one, in order, would require…
The longtime Sports Illustrated writer Michael Silver works for the NFL now, and it appears that his editors there…
Today marks the first full day of baseball’s Winter Meetings, that wonderful annual gathering in which baseball…
Yes, our dingus mingus of a President said something dumb and wrong, and once again he is being owned online for it.…
Nick Kyrgios chose to shut down his season Thursday, citing a desire to recover fully from the hip injury he…
It’s opening night of the NBA season! It’s time to enjoy basketball, the best sport. But if you’re planning on…
Earlier today, All Takes Matter co-host Jason Whitlock sent a tweet that was genuinely mystifying:
Members of the administrative commission of dipshit also-ran-ass airport Brainerd Lakes Regional reportedly spoke…
Conor McGregor, who’s currently luxuriating in the afterglow of getting his ass kicked for money, recently saw a big…
This morning, a day after news broke that the Red Sox allegedly used technology to steal signs from the Yankees, I…

Floyd Mayweather, Jr. is boxing Conor McGregor this weekend, and the whole thing is completely awesome. While the…
Relentlessly positive UFC golden boy Sage Northcutt has had a rough time of it lately, what with losing two of his…
Pro Football Talk’s Mike Florio announced yesterday that he had a giveaway for his readers: eight codes for a free…
Boston College head football coach and best Vine user in history Steve Addazio had an interesting take on…
Hair loss, like death, is coming for us all. No matter how strong your genes are, life eventually steals your…
Bill Simmons had his buddy Hench on his podcast yesterday. They ranked the best 25 Patriots wins since 2001. It took…
After a lengthy layoff, the nation’s favorite TV show is coming back, and with it, the return of intense fan…