Well, tonight is the night that Orioles 'roid monster — that's a Deadspin special moniker, by the way; MUST…
We know he wins Sportswriter of the Year all the time. We know he has some clever ideas from time to time,…
In the new issue of Playboy, Jose Canseco's ex-wife Jessica — who poses nude in the magazine, because that's what…
Orioles roid head — that's a new name we're trying out; great, ain't it? — Rafael Palmeiro is scheduled to return…
Well, according to the impartial journalists at MLB.com, Giants monster Barry Bonds will not return this season,…
Former St. Louis Cardinals infielder Luis Alicea is now the manager of the Lowell Spinners, the Class A minor…
This week's Sports Ilustrated cover story — apparently SI.com has a magazine? — is about "the incredible shrinking…
In the tradition of wacky minor league promotions everywhere, the Sioux Falls Canaries held a BALCO Be Gone…
Todd Sauerbrun has always made a little too much news for a punter. It started when the Bears made him a…
As Sinead O'Connor once said: "Fight the real enemy." In this case, the World Anti-Doping Agency says that enemy is c…
1:28 p.m.: Sonny Bono s widow is telling Donald Fehr a story about a high school student she knows who was so strong…
11:26 a.m.: Say what you will about the guy, but Don Fehr is no wuss. He just went through each point of the…
10:10 a.m.: Representative Cliff Stearns (R-Fla.) says that sports values performance more than character. No!
Ha. We can't believe we missed this. In addition to the five "major" sport commissioners and various labor heads…
We're going to try something today that pretty much proves definitively that we don't like ourselves very much.…
It has come to this: People are admitting to taking steroids in order to promote a movie. Bill Romanowski, in an…
We can't quite break with the new windmill-tilting conventional wisdom that Bud Selig is secretly a great…