It will come as a shock, a shock, we tell you, to learn that our friend John Rocker was on steroids. Throughout this…

Retired wrestler Joanie Laurer (aka Chyna) refuses to admit that she has an addiction problem, which is weird…

We don't ask much of our cockfighting, but we do ask that it be pure. We expect the two valiant competitors to give…

It's probably best, at this point, to think of Roger Clemens and Andy Pettitte as characters from "Mean Girls."

Our favorite aspect of this whole steroid era in baseball has to be that the grand whistleblower was Jose Canseco.…

Those Congressional hearings are going on today, but we have a sneaking suspicion that none of you care about them —…

Aren't you glad you knew that? Is your day not more enlightened than before? In a story found by Steroid Nation in…

We know we're supposed to talk about this Roger Clemens business, but man ... do we have to? OK, fine.

So, the whole Roger Clemens "60 Minutes" interview has run now and, as you'd pretty much expect, it settled nothing.…

There's something kind of awesome about Mike Wallace's questioning of Roger Clemens on "60 Minutes," set to air this…

So here's a fun twist: There's a possibility, after Roger Clemens' HARD HITTING interview with Mike Wallace this…

Our immediate observations, mostly of a hopefully amusing nature:

While we're on the steroid beat, DC Sports Bog has a pretty amazing snippet of a Paul LoDuca conversation from the…

It's the day after the Mitchell Report; dad is passed out under the tree, the cat is covered in tinsel, torn…

We think ESPN's Jayson Stark had the most comprehensive and dead-on take on the Mitchell Report, particularly the…

Lenny Dykstra, Paul Lo Duca, Roger Clemens...the list goes on. Fucking men: They'll let you down one way or another.…

Whew! OK, now everyone can just relax and read the whole actual Mitchell Report. We're sure everyone will be…

So you don't have to sift through the whole document, we're gonna call out some key pages.