Because no one reads the newspaper and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…

MLB hurlers are doing things on the mound not seen since the Year Of The Pitcher, before the mound was lowered from…

Canadian officials confiscated something labeled "NFL file folder" from the office of Anthony "Dorian Gray" Galea.…

Nine University of Waterloo football players are suspected of possible steroid use, so the team's entire season has…

Jose Canseco told a grand jury that he never saw Roger Clemens use steroids....and he sees everything. I forget if…

Despite years of denials, disgraced Tour de France winner Floyd Landis is spilling his guts about his career-long…

Anthony Galea was charged today in connection with smuggling HGH into the country, and three star witnesses are…

"Memo to 18 AP voters who let Brian Cushing keep his award, despite clear PED use: you should be drug-tested…

The AP took its ridiculous revote, and 21 of 39 voters decided to feign outrage that the defensive ROY used a banned…

The AP wants to reclaim Brian Cushing's Defensive Rookie of the Year Award, because giving prizes to drug cheats…

The Olympic gold medalist failed a doping test, because, he says, he took a "male enhancement" product. We don't…

Rumors say that a "semi-big" Major League Baseball player is about to be suspended for a performance enhancing drug…

Mosley is suing Conte because he claims he didn't know what was in those injections he was getting from BALCO.…

• There were some magical moments during the White House's Easter celebration, but none so much as the moment when…

They drug test Paralympic athletes because, I don't know, God dictated they should be stuck with their…

Sure, it's an Indians' minor league catcher named Steven Lebron. But still, could you imagine? [Plain Dealer]

Juan Dixon has been suspended indefinitely from his Spanish team after testing positive for steroids. Be thankful:…

Lots of people have leveled lots of charges at Mark McGwire over the last few years, but I'm not sure if any of them…

Would the following people kindly shut the hell up about Mark McGwire?

"I am a single now. I was a single guy then... [I] want to be able to perform. It's kind of funny, it's kind of not.…