Ichiro and the Miami Marlins wrapped up a three-game series up in Seattle this afternoon, losing two of the three…
It’s likely you went into this season without planning on paying too much attention to the Seattle Mariners, but…
Edwin Díaz’s ninth inning last night was the sort of performance that seems to stretch the reasonable connotation…

Spring training always has stunts and shenanigans—like indulging a former quarterback’s fantasies so you can sell…
Yesterday we wondered why Felix Hernandez had a 2000 Yankees World Series ring, recovered in a burglary bust in…
Police in Bellevue, Washington held a press conference today to announce that they’d busted a burglary ring that had…
Surprise, surprise. The man who basically said he is not a racist wrote a Facebook post in August disproving that…
The Seattle Mariners responded to backup catcher Steve Clevenger’s dogshit dumb tweets about protesters by…
Steve Clevenger is an oft-injured backup catcher for the Seattle Mariners, who is hitting .221 this season in 68…
Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte has been in Major League Baseball for about a year. He’s bounced back and…
As eventually doomed runs of Idiots On The Field go, these dudes’ miracle jaunt all the way across the outfield,…
Hey, what are you looking at, man?
Hanley Ramirez jerked a big dong this evening, sending a Wade LeBlanc fastball some 455 feet into the Seattle…

In case you’ve forgotten, Ken Griffey Jr.’s preference for wearing his cap backward infuriated old white columnists—a…
A new Sports Illustrated update on post-retirement Ken Griffey Jr. has a few fun stories from the Hall of Famer’s…

Idiots On The Field usually conduct their shenanigans during breaks in the action, but this hooligan in Seattle…
The Seattle Mariners lost their sixth straight game this afternoon to move below .500 and cap off a long slide in…
Not long after the Warriors lost their ninth and final playoff game—the same amount they lost in the entire regular…
When you’re hungry, you’re hungry. The food at Seattle’s ballpark looks pretty damn good, and Juan Uribe couldn’t…