JERUSALEM—Shedding new light upon the religious figure’s state after the Resurrection, archeologists from the…
LYNCHBURG, VA—Expressing fears that the recent scandal could harm the institution’s reputation, members of the…
LYNCHBURG, VA—In an effort to quell backlash following allegations of ongoing malfeasance, Liberty University…
THE HEAVENS—Noting that the deceased billionaire wasted no time after entering into Heaven’s gates, angelic sources…
MISSOULA, MT—Observing that she seems to “go a bit overboard” with her enthusiasm for the season, sources confirmed…
Issuing tax exemptions to religious institutions has long been a practice of the secular U.S. government, but…
GREENFIELD, MA—Citing the ornate icons adorning the walls and the strange chanting in an unfamiliar language,…
THE HEAVENS—Admitting He would not even know what to talk about with His followers after spending two millennia…
West Virginia state Sen. Paul Hardesty has a hard job. He’s a self-described “conservative Democrat” in a heavily…
VATICAN CITY—In the wake of public outcry over a continuing spate of molestation allegations, leaders in the…
VATICAN CITY—Telling the youth organization that if they come for the king they best not miss, the Catholic Church…
A few months ago, I was watching streamer Matt Souza play Fortnite on a custom server while I played along with his…
THE HEAVENS—Assuring His disciples that they would meet again in the next world, God, Our Heavenly Father and the…
The Dalai Lama doesn’t think there’s much use for an unfuckable woman Buddhist leader.
In 2017, when Briarwood Presbyterian Church asked the overwhelmingly Republican legislature of Alabama to grant it…
TULLAHOMA, TN—Emphasizing a simpler, more plainspoken approach to sexually abusing minors, a local evangelical…
Grifters gonna grift, and con men stick together to bail each other out in times of trouble and, of course, to make…