The fall and fall of Peter Thiel-backed right-wing fintech app GloriFiThe app launched a mere two months ago on the Apple App Store
Trad-Wife Wellness Influencers Are Trying to Take Down Birth ControlFertility awareness methods (FAM) have become a trendy TikTok challenge, not unlike bleaching your eyebrows, and all…
American billionaires’ political spending overwhelmingly leans RepublicanA record-breaking $881 million were donated by the country’s 465 richest people
Ohioans Explain Why They Are Voting For J.D. VanceThis November, J.D. Vance will be on the ballot to represent Ohio in the U.S. Senate. The Onion asked Ohioans why…
Best Bios From The Conservatives-Only Online Dating Site ‘The Right Stuff’On Sept. 30, a conservatives-only dating app called The Right Stuff launched with backing from billionaire Peter…
Americans Explain Why Dark Money Should Be Allowed In ElectionsPolitical nonprofits spent more than $2.4 billion in undisclosed cash during the 2020 election cycle, and this week,…
Billionaires Explain How They Are Preparing For The ApocalypseWith global warming, deadly pandemics, and political instability threatening to destroy society as we know it, more…
Surveillance Titan Peter Thiel Invests Millions in New Anti-Feminist Menstrual Tracking AppI'm seeing nothing but red flags in this whole venture.
An Elon Musk comedy show: Funny, or just true?I went to an Edinburgh Fringe show about Elon Musk. It's hard to satirize a man who is so absurd already.
I Will Die Alone Before Ever Opening This Anti-‘Woke’ Dating AppKayleigh McEnany’s sister is the new spokeswoman for a “no pronouns necessary" dating app for straight conservatives.
Conservatives Explain What Free Speech Means To Them“Free speech is getting to say the N-word, or any racial slur, without fear of demonization or persecution.”
14 Ways to Achieve Immortality That Will Totally Work, I SwearYou can live forever. I don't mean through your good deeds and family, either.
Peter Thiel Helps Corral Conservatives Into Their Own Dating CesspoolDubbed "The Right Stuff," it sounds like a lovely, totally not terrifying place to be!
Peter Thiel Funding Dating App For ConservativesBillionaire Peter Thiel has invested $1.5 million into launching a dating app called The Right Stuff, which caters…
Scientists are working on a wooly mammoth hybrid, presumably so we can make it extinct for a second timeBiotech startup Colossal wants to make a new kind of wooly mammoth/elephant hybrid
Snowflake Arizona Senate Candidate Is Tired of ‘Anti-White Racism’Blake Masters wants America to stop it with the anti-white racism that is more commonly know as American history.