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Hello, Kotaku, and welcome to the Thursday evening open thread. Oh, I like Thursday evenings. I'm slaving away all…
Jeremy Lin and the Knicks have headed south and are about to tip off against LeBron and the Heat in Miami. TNT is…
Hello, Kotaku, and welcome to the mid-week evening open thread! Hope your wednesdays went splendidly. It was a…
Hello there, and welcome to your Tuesday evening open thread. I hope you're having a good week so far; 40% of the…
Hello Kotaku, and welcome to a new week of video games, news, and video game news. Also, co-existing as humans, and…
Friday was the last day French francs could be turned in for euros at the Bank of France, as the French quietly laid…
Tonight, SNL continues its attempts at indie cred with musical guest Sleigh Bells. But they're bringing back the…
College sports sure do love giving names to things. "Rivalry week", "bracket buster weekend", "improper benefits,"…
Hello, Kotaku, and welcome to the week-ending Open Thread. It's been a fun week here, and we hope you've liked all…

So, tonight is Paris Hilton's 31st birthday. Since she's already been through self-parody and out the other side,…
It's cold out there, so grab yourself a warm drink, bundle up, and get ready: This week's open thread starts now.
Hello, Kotaku! It's been a wild day—we launched our first installment of Kotaku Melodic, and I think it went really…
Greetings, Kotaku-eers, and welcome to the mid-week open-thread. I hope you survived your hump-day and are ready to…
Happy Valentine's Day, Kotaku readers! I hope you are spending today with the one you love. [Insert dumb joke about…
Greetings, camp Kotaku, and welcome to the evening open thread. Have you had an enjoyable Monday? We sure have.…

Sorry, Adele — Whitney Houston is the Queen of the Night.