We understand the role of ball boys/girls when it comes to protecting bullpens from foul balls, and occasionally…
Here's a piece of engagement advice you really shouldn't need: Do not take off your $10,000 engagement ring.…
A reader spotted this sign at the Colorado Rockies' home opener. Under normal circumstances, this is the kind of…
The Braves really fucked up, you guys. During yesterday's home opener against the Mets, they set off a fireworks…
Either Junior Lake is not very attentive when getting dressed, or the Cubs' uniform budget is running a little thin.
On Friday, the Nets debuted gray alternate jerseys in a game against the Celtics. On Saturday, in the notes section…
Poor Dimitrios Konstantopoulos. It's bad enough the Middlesbrough goalkeeper cost his team a point today against QPR…
The Buzz Williams era at Virginia Tech got off to an inauspicious start when Virginia Tech welcomed the former…

Paul Cicala of Tucson's KVOA News 4 got creative with the signoff for his college basketball segment, talking about…
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A few seconds into this video, we see an absent-minded ramp agent appear from the right side of the screen and place…
Creighton and Xavier are locked up in a Big East semifinal thriller. Bluejays fans back home in Omaha can't watch,…
One would think a series with its roots firmly planted in the seminal transhumanist science fiction of the 20th…
That's a pretty sexy pullquote, Grantland editor. Nothing gets people going like a well-placed semicolon.
h/t to Andrew

Tom Yazwinski of Q13 FOX in Seattle clearly didn't know that the newscast had sent it over to him for a preview of…
It's been a while since we've featured something under the once-venerated ComcastChaos tag, so here's a contribution…
Talk about a lousy day on the job. A cleaning woman in Italy accidentally threw away a valuable piece of art because…
Reminder to Olympic skiers: your pants are probably see-through.