Greetings, dong-centric readers of Deadspin. Earlier today, we published two stories pertaining to NBA player Ron…
At first, I thought Ron Artest, the man you may now know as Metta World Peace, and I could become friends. Blame my…
Is this true?
"No, not at all."

The lede of the Western Australian's story about yesterday's 8th annual nude rugby tournament match between the…
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We're pretty sure the point behind animated spot for French awareness group AIDES is that you can do lots of sexy,…

These tongs have just been approved by the FDA. My first question was "what the hell are they for?" After reading…
"Gangbanged" features Lisa Ann's first (and only, apparently) gangbang, as well as Bobbi Starr's first double anal.…
Last week we showed you a photo of Lamborghini Murcielago being serviced at Best Buy and opined about why it was a…
Researchers have found a 22-year-old woman with a full grown nipple on her foot. I don't know if a foot nipple is…
Researchers have found a 22-year-old woman with a full grown nipple on her foot. I don't know if a foot nipple is…
1st Gear: Shelby SuperCars (SSC), the American supercar manufacturer and creator of the world record breaking…
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Back in the day, every science fiction movie or show had to have a scene where the Earthman teaches the…
Whenever I'm a little tired of porn, when I'm not in the mood to dissect "male gaze," or analyze whether or not the…

When Playboy asked model Kitty Lee to take a few spins in a drift car as a promotion for its pay TV service, it…

Turtles! What a turn on, AMIRITE? Well, someone seems to think so because Japanese filmmakers have made a porno love…

We know. The line to the ladies room is long. We sympathize. But still: ew ew ew.

Attention public figures, like Ohio Rep. Robert Mecklenborg. Please make sure both your headlights are working…
So the TSA is letting you pack your sex toys in your carry-on luggage. Fantastic! But also pretty awkward. Our NSFW…