A hundred entries later, and we have a winner. Congratulations Ryan, you win Doug Glanville's book. To the rest of…
You people are clearly talented, and clearly bored. Our contest will continue through tomorrow, and we'll keep…
The twin horrors of London 2012 are oh so exploitable. To that end, we're calling for your photoshopped submissions.…
Wenlock and Mandeville, their cyclopean eyes representing England's Big Brother police state, were unveiled today.…

Abe Lincoln: our 16th President. Legendary orator. Possible vampire hunter. And now he's back, in ink form, to get…
The nation's second-oldest institution of higher learning is named after a hybrid king and queen, so it's only…

Last time we checked in, we thought we were dealing with a new phenomenon. Footage unearthed today by reader Art,…

Mascots are running wild at our sporting events, both home and abroad. Who will put a stop to the madness? And why…
Purdue is redesigning their mascot, after many complaints about scared children. Not this li'l tyke, though; Purdue…
Sure, it's a little early—unless you're Jewish—but everyone's favorite NBADL mascot would like to wish you a happy…

Pacific University—not to be confused with The University of the Pacific—has a mascot who likes to play tennis. He…
This video sort of defies analysis, so I'll just set it up this way and trust you to watch the whole thing: This man…
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We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one…
OK, it's pretty bad to watch Beckham jog around in his Galaxy Herbalife jersey. But things could be worse. They…
Because Deadspin hasn't nearly covered Furries enough this month (exhibits A and B), here's Green Bay's Nick Barnett…
I live in the DC area and I have a baby boy, so it's only natural that scientists have now discovered that DC…
Those two little masked heroes that were killed by bandit hookers last week had a well-attended funeral, which could…
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