In news that comes as a pretty huge surprise, Washington Capitals head coach Barry Trotz is resigning—not…
Mike Hoffman and fiancée Monika Caryk deny having anything to do with the harassment of Senators teammate Erik Karlsson and his wife Melinda, and say they have no idea why they’ve been accused. [Ottawa Citizen]
Here is an utterly bizarre story from the Ottawa Citizen: Melinda Karlsson, wife of Ottawa Senators defenseman Erik…
I was not born or raised in the D.C. area but all of my children were, and so I felt it was my solemn duty as a Good…
Alex Ovechkin brought the Stanley Cup to Nationals Park today, where he threw out the ceremonial first pitch of…
“This moment...” Alexander Ovechkin started, flanked at the podium by the Stanley Cup and the Conn Smythe Trophy. He…
Tomorrow is a bigass waste of time. I am a grown adult, which means that the majority of my decisions are based…

If ever you need confirmation of the theory of general relativity, just watch your team in a Stanley Cup clincher.…

I am always up for images of sports fans celebrating a championship—the euphoria is contagious, especially when it’s…
You will get absolutely nowhere if you try to keep the emotion bottled up inside while watching Caps winger T.J.…

Hockey is over for the summer. That sucks! Perhaps, maybe, the only thing that can get us through those lean months…
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The Washington Capitals leveraged excellent teamwork on their way to claiming the Stanley Cup, and that teamwork…

This year was different. The Washington Capitals are Stanley Cup champions.

It’s 2-1 Washington as I write this, but the goals are coming fast and furious so let’s not spend too much time on…

Alexander Ovechkin’s and Marc-Andre Fleury’s playoff familiarity goes all the way back to 2009. Fleury’s side has…
The Washington Capitals, the Washington, D.C., region’s representative in the NHL, are one win away from being the…
Before Game 4, a reporter spotted in Evgeny Kuznetsov’s locker a bottle of Fuck Off pills. It’s a gag gift—you know…
There is no secret to what is happening to the Golden Knights, now down 3-1 in the Stanley Cup final after playing…
In the follow-up performance to a Game 3 loss marked by defensive miscommunications and mishaps, the Vegas Golden…