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Phil Cuzzi was once fired as a minor league umpire, and later appealed to the league president while tending bar at…
Looking toward a deep playoff run, the Yankees are trying to get their ducks in a row. That means telling the wives…

Good thing that Major League Baseball adds two extra umpires to cover those close plays down the line in the…
Ian O'Connor provides a tangible reason for Captain Intangibles' rediscovered greatness: a fitness trainer who…
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No one knows anything, but hell, like anyone will remember anyone's predictions anyway. Here are the official…
For those refined gentlepeople who prefer the cerebral grace of baseball to the plebian savagery of football,…
All this talk about Obama's school speech and the indoctrination of students is ignoring the real dark power behind…
Red Sox 2004 rallying cry: "Why Not Us?" Red Sox 2009 rallying cry: "Go home to ya mutha!" [Busted Coverage]
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…
2 out of 3 actresses agree: Yankees suck!
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Senior citizens are suing the Bombers for age discrimination after one was asked in a job interview, "What could…
Steroids steroids steroids, you crazy son of a bitch. What have you gone and done now? You've made Gene…
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A-Rod got a little up close and personal with the Toronto police department last night and, as is his wont, he got a…
Relax everyone. Despite all statistical evidence to the contrary, Derek Jeter is still the best Yankee. Because Paul…

SI's lovable NFL columnist took some time away from pre-season coverage and colonoscopies to take in the Friday…
The Sox were walloped last night, leaving them 7.5 games out of first and looking for all the world to be at the…