The actor and author of the children's book This Book is Not a Present tells Deadspin his thoughts on the Knicks…

Offensive stagnation and lack of a true star brought us to this

At least he’s not the only person to publicly fail in a hurry

Here are the lousiest owners in The Association now that Robert Sarver has been given the boot

If you take a side against him, his response is banishment

Nets come to their senses and pass on Ime Udoka, take interim tag off Vaughn

New Yorkers weigh in on whether Brunson was overpaid or underpaid this off-season

Left for dead after stints with Mavericks and Knicks, sees resurgence with Hornets

Which topic is most likely to give Stephen A. an aneurysm, which teammate will spur a mid-career crisis, and more

These guys won't help you get Victor, so send them packing

Without top draft picks, small market teams couldn’t compete at all

We went around the country to bring you the biggest (and craziest) fans of The Association

A look at who will take home some hardware at year's end — plus a finals forecast

It’s a shame when all this athletic talent goes to waste on squads going nowhere

With the state that the world is in 11 years later, we need to explore what happened back then

Bad ownership has plagued the franchise, which hasn’t won a championship since 1973

He would take everything and then some in a trade for Donovan Mitchell

America’s two biggest pro sports leagues will duke it out for ratings on Baby Jesus’ birthday

He faces two years in jail and a $10,000 fine if convicted.

Like Michael Jordan and Reggie Miller before him, Ainge is set to clown the Knicks