The Patriots held their Super Bowl parade today in Boston, and when you have so many in this short of a span, it…
“They are a creative and singleminded coach, an ascetic and not-even-singleminded quarterback, and a ceaselessly overhauled roster of talented and motivated and disposable meat.” Tom Scocca argues for why the Patriots are the definition of football, and why that’s not a compliment. [Hmm Daily]
Super Bowl LIII occurred, having a number of moments on and off the field. But which ones were the most? Which people…
Okay, so Jared Goff looked lost and Sean McVay had no clue how to adjust and the Patriots basically needed just one…
We have to start with what should have been the Super Bowl’s first touchdown. Late in the third quarter, Robert…
When the most tedious Super Bowl in history had ended and you had picked up your jaw after learning that Tom Brady…

If you squint really hard, and maybe turn your head 75 degrees to the right, you could find an oasis of good…
The last thing anybody wants to hear on this awful Monday morning is “Bill Belichick takes away your best player,”…
All the terrible people are happy today. Robert Kraft is happy, and presumably has a low arm wrapped around an auto…
At no time was Super Bowl 53 as compelling, entertaining, or satisfying as that video of a naked guy pooping while…

The Patriots won the Super Bowl again (hooray, whatever). As the celebrations for the lowest-scoring title game in…

Holy shit! This could have really swung things in the Patriots’ favor by giving them the best field position they…

Patriots safety Patrick Chung was taken out of the Super Bowl on his own power after suffering an arm injury during…